Sleep Tests, Scary Bathroom & Cave Paintings

Over the last month or so I’ve experienced some really bizarre sleep patterns. First I began waking up in the middle of the night, for no apparent reason, and then in the morning I wasn’t sure I’d woken up or whether I was just dreaming I was awake. ...

Don’t come here… Lucifer is elsewhere

Sometimes living in the UK sucks. There’s the high cost of living, the alarming decline in law and order, lack of community and, of course, a very high rate of swine flu.  The level of education is dubious – I’ve tested this by asking my sons to tell...

French, frustrations and funeral carts

I’m not sure what’s going on lately but I seem to be taking one step forward, two back and fall flat on my behind.  I can now call in my derriere because I have taken up the challenge to brush up my French.  I loved learning languages and French was my...

Supernatural Sunday

I’ve been having some creepy feelings in the kitchen for a while. During the week the kettle decided to do strange things. I put the kettle on and heard it kick into life (our kettle bangs when you switch it on – suppose we really should get a new one)...